Party Puttanesca

We interupt Middle Eastern week on account of a prescheduled movie party:

One of my favorite movies is Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events, mostly due to the strange mystic atmosphere, ambient music, and sort of gothic clothing. It all comes together to make a very beautiful other-worldy feel. In the movie, there are serveral references to the dish, Puttanesca, which is served at one point, and there's even a joke where one character says it and other says "What did you call me?" (explanation)

4 Green Onions

4 Cloves Garlic

1 Tsp Crushed Red Pepper

1/2 Pint Cherry Tomatos

1/2 Cup Minced Black Olives

1 Tbsp Rinsed Capers

4 Tbsp Flat Leaf Parsley

1 Jar Artichoke Hearts

Whole Wheat Noodles

Parmesean Cheese